pissed my ma off I asked her what her favorite color was and she said ‘asshole pink” guess I won’t be finding her the right color of phone case….

stupid spiders are coming out and shit…NOT COOL!

lmao so I feel like a total creep but me and my sister made a missed connections post on craigslist as a joke but based it on some guy I saw out shopping, and I got all these random replies but like the actual guy responded to it because his full name was sent back on the email and I saw his facebook, this is like the funniest thing all week 

anyone else ever go on craigslist and read missed connections and think people are freaks…..